I tell you how we solve this whole furshlugginer situation in Iraq: we send Amina Munster over there. The whole thing’ll be cleared up in two weeks, tops. How so? Look, she’s world-famous thanks to Suicide Girls, the A&E series “Inked,” and countless mags ranging from Varla to Skin & Ink, and she’s drop-dead, knock-out gorgeous, so those insurgents will be too busy staring slack-jawed at her or howling like wolves to commit any more violence.



Heck, I’m looking at her pictures right now and I’m too slack-jawed to even type this. But wouldn’t this put her in harm’s way, you ask? Silly boy, Amina Munster laughs at danger.



Judging from the amount of ink that covers her va-va-va-voom frame – not to mention the fact that she lost her lower right leg and five fingertips in a childhood accident — pain is not an option for her.